Egg roll psychosis. Egg drop hydrosis
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
Egg roll psychosis. Egg drop hydrosis
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
@grayceann I'll drink to that!
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
I think Dan Drehobl is starting to really go grey. Kinda think that rules
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
It's ICEE O'CLOCK, bitch
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
This waking up early thing is totally fuckin with my head
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
"it's pretty cool, she sings about fucking a lot"
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
Take those bumper stickers off your volvo, you tacky cunt.
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
I may be an alcoholic idiot, but at least I never liked fucking Anti-Flag.
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2010
a superhero named Funeral Man
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
people who still like chuck palahniuk in the year of our lord 2011
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
@PIZZA_SHAMAN no they just showed Hot Shots! Part Deux
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
@andtomars elaine bean-es (sorry)
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
so there's a halal Popeyes Chicken in Jonesboro, AR just FYI
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
JUST STUBBED MY TOE #ProofThatThereIsNoGod
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
SWM seeks SWF who can play blastbeats, make lasagna
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
Read all about it in my new novel "A Man Without A Doorbell"
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
Fell asleep on couch reading Stephen King, with a cat in my lap. So, y'know, im still white
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
there has to be a bar or something called Updog's, right? it's 2011.
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2011
a jug that says "honey" but when you pull out the stopper A BUNCH OF DANG BEES FLY OUT AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! pranked!
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
i want to start a company that sells beer nuts but the name of the company is "Acme Fake Coiled Snakes In A Can Pranks Inc."
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
Drew Henderson's America: pausing Pavement to watch a Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation video
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@tuckhenderson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgLG7qP46vk my favorite j-pop group
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
bill hader as stephen malkmus and stephen malkmus as stefon
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
the first time i ever listened to Television i was on acid and mannnnn
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
miller high life the choice of a bitch generation
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
it's all atomic until someone gets hurt
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
i wish i knewed how many times i listened to Richard D. James album from 2004-2006 because boy it was a lot
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@courtneyjtucker a1 is groce sorry yucko
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@courtneyjtucker but i have made toast just to have something to put a condiment i liked on
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
I measure my life in live-long days. So far im at about 9
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@courtneyjtucker okay i will write that down in my little book
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@courtneyjtucker i was trying to explain that ive been in similar straits though surely that counts for something
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@courtneyjtucker lol irl
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@courtneyjtucker for real though that probably wouldnt be that awful of a book to read if you saw what i said that lead to it
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@courtneyjtucker HERE COMES A DUMB BOY
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@courtneyjtucker i mean, the reader would be on the girls' side. because of all the dumb shitty bad stupid idiot things i say
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@Sloth_Bhutto since you started live tweeting Speed i have been waiting for this momnet
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@vanderslicefan this could fucking work. i give this idea A- (i dont give A+ to any ideas that do not involve Tony Hawk)
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
Something I think about all the time is that at some point, some person was the stonedest person in history.
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@BrRows sorry
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
So like…there are people who listen to OK Go albums? Pppppfffffftttttt
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@heystevenolan SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *turns into the sun*
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
okay in Give It Away when Anthony Keidis is like "how come everybody wanna treat me like a kaiser" i really hope somebody was doing that
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@enjoyyrworries you are gonna have some rude BMs
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
"Here at Honky Tonk Tout Le Monde, we aim to provide our customers with superior service. But seriously, fuck the jews."
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
Can somebody tell John Cale that he looks like an asshole. Pink hair and a soul patch, duder? http://instagr.am/p/Pz1U8bM9YR/
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@lilyanck siqq drives bruh
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
twig harper releases limited edition haute couture snack line "TWIG NEWTONS"
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
its carrots
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
okay so is the day to post old pictures on instagram "throwback thursday" or "flashback friday" COME ON PEOPLE LET'S HAVE SOME CONSISTENCY
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@maggiecbs Timewarp Tuesdays
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
YOU'VE GOT TO USE PRODUCT
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
@katiekrobot @maggiecbs Snobody-cares Saturdays
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2012
mortar-and-pestle-core
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
worms of christ
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
Talkin' McChicken Out Of Sriracha Blues
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
@iamkissedbyfire how can you revive YA did it ever even "die" sounds like a load of bullshit or crap to me
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
@iamkissedbyfire lol i also didnt know the fault in our stars was YA i barely know anything about it other than popular and sad?
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
@iamkissedbyfire i saw a thing about people complaining about the actors in the movie because "that's not what i thought they looked like!!
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
@iamkissedbyfire i had to google him so he must not be that famous lol fuckine owned
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
@iamkissedbyfire i just think it's funny that people get mad when something doesnt fit their "headcanon"
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
@iamkissedbyfire lol for real. i saw a post on tumblr recently where some dork was calling out THE AUTHOR of some work for "not fitting
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
@iamkissedbyfire "my headcanon" so they were REJECTING THE ORIGINAL THOUGHT OF THE AUTHOR AND REPLACING IT WITH THEIR OWN
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
International Society Of Asparagus Fuckers and Sex-havers
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
PEAS IN THE POD AND BEERS IN THE CAN
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
D-Cell Battery-and-Marmite Butty
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
you never hear about wall street skiny cats
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
DJ American Goodnight & The New Surrender Society
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
you may not reflect recent changes
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2013
hatin myself
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
my therapist wants me to start saying and writing affirmations and shit
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
need to ask him tho like how can I be "certain" that I deserve happiness etc
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
like if I say that and it feels like a lie then what am I accomplishing
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
I hate myself and feel unworthy of joy or celebration and all I ever want to do is get fucked up
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
the painful realization that I am not shit and I am not about shit either
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
still lying on bathroom floor
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
big ugly worthless boy wanting to die on the bathroom floor
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
being a big faker
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
theres nothing for me out there
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
apprehensive about ordering food because that means i have to talk to delivery guy
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
i got off the bathroom floor because my phone was aobut to die
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
i never took a shower the whole 2.5 hours i was in there
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
I wonder peak era stan hansen could lariat my head right off
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
this is a funny joke about old wrestlers and me wanting to die by having my head cut off
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
thanks for following me on Twitter
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2015
@danlsan and I the time I never would have thought he'd be the guy from that weekend who would make it the farthest
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2016
Pain Burger Hell Stop
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2016
I think we should make dogs play sports because of how bad they would be at it
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2016
@lilyanck I hope Brad Pitt starts dating taylor swift
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2016
lumped out and slumped over
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2021
putting my faith in the Monster Machine
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2022
the “sitting is the opposite of standing” song just makes me think of 30 (?!) years ago when me + my sister and some family friends made up lyrics to the Super Mario World castle music “why are we standing/instead of sitting?”
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023
then later there’s a part that’s like “Standing!/ (standing)/ Standing!/ (standing)/ Standing Mariooo”
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023
@FilmBart dudes rock
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023
i know smashing pumpkins is *billy’s band* but like the 90s era you cannot get there without d’arcy and jimmy and james anyway guess whos drunk listening to Some Old Bullshit
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023
beautiful day for sun haters
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023
and the beat goes on and the beat goes on
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023
waking up to this was terrifying https://x.com/ultimodragon/status/1704629943546556621/photo/1
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023
@entirelymelted god hamms is so fucking good to and for me
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023
@FakeEyes22 tunnel rat is the best joe
— Brew Hendershot (@ultimodragon) Sep 20, 2023